Carpenter ninja. Former stunt-double for John Holmes. Swam English Channel 12 times by age of seven, in one weekend. Crochets, also.
Simply a ninja. Expert with knives. Speaks 17 languages. Refused full-ride to MIT to host Hub Show. World-class darts champion, also.
Turntable ninja. Past life: Rock n’ roll legend Buddy Holly, perhaps. World record for pet hamster having most hamster babies, also.